Kev says "Hasslefree comes from Hasslefriesian...
...Hasslefriesian comes from Bothercalf (kind of a cow theme going on)...
...Bothercalf comes from Kneebiter (bear with me)...
Kneebiter was a name my RPG group had for Dwarf.
(PS:My Favourite race to play in an RPG is a Dwarf...)
...One of my favourite characters was a guy called Grant Bothercalf, with the name derived from Kneebiter (Knee, Calf, both parts of the leg. Get it?)...
...Another favourite character was a guy who came in to being when Grant bought the farm. This fellow was called Grond Hasslefriesian and in a deviation from the norm, he was (or is, since he never died) a Half Ogre...
...Grond Hasslefriesian reappeared ten years later in the form of Mjolnir Haxlefrei...
Mjolnir and Grond are the names of mythical or literary hammers of gods and Haxlefrei is just me mucking around with Hasslefriesian and different languages.
So there you go. I'm surprised you couldn't figure it out for yourself."
Sally says
"trust a man to make it complicated
!"